Tuesday, September 4, 2007

This Just In From The Fucktards At Safeway Marketing


I hate this sign. I hate this sign with a fiery passion. Even if you ignore the painfully obvious political correctness and the clumsy layout this sign radiates more evil then a prison full of child molesters. "You Future Starts Now" well that is just incorrect Safeway needs to hire a fucking fact checker; lets see if I can make a more accurate slogan:

"The Meth Addiction is getting stronger, how you gonna pay?"

"You are on your 47 abortion and planned parenthood is becoming suspicious, you need another way to dispose of the fetuses...."

"You have acne/glandular problems"

"Your obese, middle-age white trash"

"You have been wondering where the long, strenuous road of life ends, well, this is it"

"You read A View From Outer Space"

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